“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
(via pussyfootinaround)
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
“Call yourself a Dalek? That ray gun is pathetic. I’ve had worse burns from a vindaloo.”
(Source: threelivestoiled, via themuffinman--)